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A miña particular relación cos ladróns non coñece fronteiras: a ghalleira (4 veces), portugal, senegal e agora por fin escocia. Uns sons of a bitch viñeron e leváronme o asento da bici de xusto a pé da miña fiestra. Espertei sobresaltado de noite, quizais por culpa do repugnante mollo chinés que lle botei ao repolo, e déuseme por mirar pola xanela a ver como seguía o temporal. Primeiro, ao vela no chan ao igual có resto de colectores de lixo, pensei, carallo pró vento. Pero algo me rañou no fío do lombo, apañei a lanterna, sinalei o lugar onde tiña que estar o asento e…
Afortunadamente a empresa leiteira local patrocina hoxe unha xornada de compras especiais en beneficio dos seus orfos. A tenda de bicis tamén abre. En canto escampe, e por unhas moderadas 40 libras, impedirei que me vaian facendo o chiste da monxa.


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