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Cando alguén está disposto a facer 40 millas pra meter un ferrete sen coñecerte, hai que levar ollo. Alex (Hou Xiang no nome cantonés que se avergoña de dicirme) é un rapaz de hong kong, tirando a fortachón, que vai pra médico. O que máis me sorprendeu na conversa previa foi que falase inusitadamente alto, o que eu atribuín, un pouco ás toas, ao ruído externo da grande urbe asiática. Pero non: este gran pedazo de chinés de finísimas e tersas pálpebras era simplemente un brutallán. Todo o que fixo foi facerme dano: ou esfolábame a pirola a unha velocidade de sacar claras a punto de neve, ou esquecía separar os dentes, ou beliscaba e trababa aí onde non tiña que facelo ou coa intensidade que non debía facelo. Non tiña ningún tipo de coñecemento sobre lubricación, pero si unha extraordinaria axilidade para tropezar, golpear co cóbado na cara e deixarse caer con todo o peso sobre unha perna ou un brazo esmagados. E vai pra médico.
Eu non podía máis: cada cousa que facía doíame, pero cando pensaba no post entrábame a risa, e nesa montaña rusa concentrarse era imposíbel. Así que saquei de oficio e apliqueime seriamente: tiña que derrotar dunha soa zugada a un home que me superaba en tamaño e que dominaba un arsenal de milenarias técnicas de tortura. E aquí estou, vivo, só un pouco magoado.